Keira Knightley

No. Well, gorgeous, yes. But Keira Knightley tells it like it is. “I’m a moody bastard.” She’s so moody, and newspapers make her so mad that her family has banned her from reading the newspaper! “I’ve been banned from reading newspapers because they way they’re written angers me so much. If I want an opinion, I’ll read the opinion part of the newspaper. I do not want it when I’m trying to get the facts.” Just talking about it riled her up.

Other things that rile her up? Cell phones. “I hate them. It rings and then I realize that I don’t want to talk to anyone, so I press ignore.” Cute. “I hate cute, I’ve always hated cutesy… My mum used to ban the word cute.” Celebrity gossip. “I mean, this is sick! This is voyeurism taken to the next level.”